Once upon a time I knew everything. Once upon a time I was indestructible. Once upon a time the entire world revolved around me. But then I started to get older and, apparently, dumber.
The thing that I really love about this truth when it comes to Christmas is that there are some very unique smells I associate with the holiday season.
Why do good things happen to bad people?
I will admit that it is not easy to avoid playing favorites.
Not every Christmas is this beautiful fairy tale of candy canes and mistletoe.
Anything that can be burned must be burned…
Everything can be burned.
What do you do when your family starts to get on your nerves?
I am absolutely certain there was not one instance where my sister was getting in trouble and I volunteered to take her place.
For the next three days I could barely bend my fingers. It hurt to do even the simplest of things like buckle my belt and grip my fork as it brought food from plate to mouth…